ROAD RAGE
Lord, I need an angel when I'm on the road
For there's times while driving I just want to explode
Morons cutting me off - Going too fast
Then slow down to a crawl - Once they get past
Or the ones who sit still - When a red light turns green
And when I beep my horn - They yell something obscene
I can feel my pulse quicken - My face flushed with heat
I'm screaming and hollering - Words I don't dare repeat
It's a jungle out there - Why can't they drive like me?
I don't make any mistakes - Lord, don't you agree?
© Theresa K. Hardy

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PACK RAT
I have a condition not easily cured
In bins and boxes - I have tons of stuff stored
Don't know what's in them - I haven't a clue
Over the years - My stockpile just grew
It's quite a challenge to close closet doors
So now I'm just piling things up on the floor
It may be too cluttered to find the bed or the bath
But I just need a few minutes to clear out a path
Some think I need an angel
Sometimes I would agree
'Cause it's gonna take a miracle
To get the pack rat out of me
© Theresa K. Hardy

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HORMONE ANGEL
This little angel is on display
To warn my friends to stay away.
My body is bloated,
A headache is pounding,
And the things I might say,
Would to you, be astounding.
One minute I'm laughing, The next I am crying.
If I were a man, I'd think I was dying.
I'm hormonally challenged
And I own a gun...
So throw me some Tylenol,
State your business, then RUN
© Theresa K. Hardy

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